Yesterday I took a tour of a town that is touted as having the most millionaires per capita in all of C-A-N-A-D-A.
It’s real purdyy here. After I took this photo I went to eat a AAA-Grade Albertan Sirloin (medium-rare), but given the fact that I absolutely fucking HATE pictures of Hey-I-ate-this-today-neat-eh? I have refrained from including the carcass in this otherwise thrilling post.
Junior Millionaire graffiti:
And behold the not at all stupidly-named local watering hole:
It was a nice day to just chill the fuck out and not slather on make-up and exacerbate my bunions. At the steakhouse, I even indulged in a slice of carrot cake (not pictured) while huddled in a corner booth, avoiding the eye contact of not one but TWO clients who had seen me naked (and disguised with Jessica) not twelve hours ago.
PS - I learned a new slang term, too:
RIG PIG: n, An oilpatch worker who has more money than brains. Usually are prolific alcoholics, drug abusers and are known to spend their remaining income on strippers and whores. Most drive full size domestic pickups with a lift kit and big mud tires.