FUCKABLE VS. FUCK OFF, I’M BUSY
Oh, Glamour Magazine, you’ve gone and done it again.
Today I had delivered on my doorstep THE GUYS & SEX ISSUE of Glamour Magazine. It goes without saying that I nearly peed my finger-banging panties. I guess the former tenant still hasn’t cancelled her subscription. Or maybe she just doesn’t want to receive it at her new address. Who could blame her.
Thank you so much, Elaine Walteroth for elucidating why it is that, in the eyes of men, we have to always look fuckable or just-fucked.

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